Here's what is going on this weekend...

-Say it ain't so: Peanut plot thickens.

-China knows how to handle food contamination, execute responsible parties.

-Turkey stompers still on the clock.

-F*CKED UP TREND WATCH: Dogs cut and dyed to look like pandas.

-Cops bust Nigerian goat for armed robbery.

-Antibiotics from factory farms spilling over into produce.

-ACTION ALERT! End hermit crab cruelty in one minute.

As always, something to keep you smiling:



VEGAN MARSHMALLOWS ARE ON SALE!!!!!